The Uninvited, by Liz Jensen

uninvitedSpoilers.

What a bizarre book. This starts out almost like an apocalyptic or near-dystopian sort of book. Two seemingly disconnected things start happening all around the world. First, there are the children who suddenly attack their parents in gruesome ways, afterwards not remembering what they’ve done, or shutting down completely. Second, there are the adults around the world who sabotage something important to them, and then kill themselves, claiming that their mythological heritage forced them to do both things. The narrator, Hesketh Lock, is a man with Asperger’s syndrome, who investigates the adult suicides, and eventually starts to put the two disconnected happenings together.

Originally, I thought this book was going one direction: a plague or virus or ghosts or aliens causing the children and adults to act this way, and somehow Lock would find a way to “cure” everyone and fix everything. But no. It wasn’t like that at all. In the end, it turns out to be time-jumping children of a hundred-years-distant generation coming back to destroy current society so that their society, many generations later, won’t die out. In the end, all the children run around like wild creatures, killing adults, living off the land, eating mass quantities of salt and bugs; and the adults are stuck without any sort of infrastructure to help them survive (grocery stores, internet, phone, etc). So frickin’ bizarre, and honestly, I’m not sure I liked the book.

The premise was interesting enough, in the beginning. The killings and suicides weren’t too gruesome, and the atmosphere, between the murderous children and the adults screaming about ancestors/trolls/djinn/etc, was incredibly creepy. At the same time, the narrator wasn’t my favorite person in the world, and I didn’t really care about his plotline (separated from his girlfriend, who cheated on him with another woman, and then there’s her son, who Lock thinks of as his own son by now…). His story kept breaking into the main story, probably to give it some sort of human element and/or to really freak us out when the ex-girlfriend’s son kills his mother, when I was more interested in the other parts of the plot. By the end, the whole thing felt contrived. Would an autistic man really form a bond so great to a child that wasn’t even his that he would risk his own life and the lives of other people to save said child? Would said child, who already killed one adult, somehow continue to live with this autistic man who isn’t even a parent without showing any sort of violence OR affection? And so on. By the end, it felt like Lock and the boy, whose name I don’t remember, were only still together so the author had a reason to explain what was going on with the kids.

So the book started out on a high note, and completely fell apart by the end. Maybe I should applaud it for taking the unusual route (nothing is fixed, the world is destroyed), but it was just so weird that I can’t.

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Girl of Nightmares, by Kendare Blake

girl of nightmaresThis is the follow-up to Anna Dressed in Blood, which I enjoyed immensely last week. The second book was good, but I have to admit, not as good as the first. Some of the plot was very flimsy, as well as some of the characterization (what was the point of Carmel’s flipflopping??). The end was a bit too neat for me as well. On the other hand, it had some really great imagery in several scenes (Riika!), very visceral stuff, and I loved the way Blake mixed Dante, ancient mythology, and Japan together to get a very interesting stretch of woods. I enjoyed the book, over all. Just not as much as the first one.

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Anna Dressed in Blood, by Kendare Blake

anna dressed in bloodI went into this book expecting it to be nothing more than a fun, silly teen horror/thriller novel. That’s exactly what it ended up being, and I read it all in a single afternoon. The plotting was perfect, and the narrator tickled me because he reminded me of my good friend Oisin, who I’ve never met in person but have exchanged emails with on a daily basis for almost seven years now. Every once in awhile, Cas (the narrator) would say something that sounded like it had been lifted directly from Oisin’s emails, and I found myself picturing my friend battling ghosts and wielding an athame as I read. It was awesome.

Note: I’m kicking myself for not writing down the specific line that most reminded me of Oisin. Something about a cat and how it would have been hilarious to see the cat flailing when the narrator woke up and jumped out of bed, dislodging said cat. I should go back to the library, find the book, write down the line, and paste it in here…

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City of Dark Magic, by Magnus Flyte

city of dark magicThis is my favorite book of 2013 thus far. It’s so creative and so much fun, flying across a dozen different genres, with a plot and characters so ridiculous the book should be ludicrous, but it doesn’t take itself seriously, and is very well-written, which makes it all work in the end. I loved it so much I read it twice, and then put it on my wishlist to own. Really, Conan O’Brian’s blurb on the front cover sums it up best:

This deliciously madcap novel has it all: murder in Prague, time travel, a misanthropic Beethoven, tantric sex, and a dwarf with attitude.

That’s City of Dark Magic. One hell of a fun ride! I applaud the imagination(s) that created it.

Note: I didn’t write nearly enough in my initial reflections on the book. I adore it to pieces, and have since acquired my own copy of it. The one big thing I noted while reading was the sex in the book. I’ve always been particularly sensitive to the way sex is portrayed in literature, and I really hate the stilted language that I’ve seen from Harlequin-type romances, as well as the sex-is-mundane treatment from modern “literary” books. When you start talking about members and wet passages, it just sounds so silly that the sex scene ceases to be in the least bit intriguing, and I don’t think “sex is boring” is a profound (or accurate) statement. I like well-written sex scenes, and the ones in this book? They’re fabulous. They’re descriptive without being stilted, evocative without anything silly, and fully explored without cliché. This was the first time I can remember ever reading a fully-described sex scene (ie not one that fades to black) that is well-written and mood-enhancing instead of mood-killing. It was awesome. Now of course, the book is great for more than just the sex, but I was just so surprised at the way the sex was handled that I had to make note of it here.

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Free-Range Kids, by Lenore Skenazy (audio)

freerangecover13In 2007, I visited my cousin and aunt at my aunt’s house. She was watching one of her grandsons, who was 2.5 years old at the time. While I was there, I played with him, picking him up by the hands and swinging him in a circle while he laughed. I used to do this to all three of my boys – and still do for the youngest, though at almost-nine-years-old, he’s getting a bit big for it – and to my younger siblings when I was a pre-teen. They all loved it. When I was a kid, I used to wish I had older siblings so that someone would swing me around too, and loved it in the rare moments my parents did. It’s one of those games that most children love to pieces.

But my aunt – she had a panic attack after one circle and asked me not to do that to the kid. After all, if I swung that 2.5-year-old around that way, he might dislocate his shoulder.

My aunt? I love her dearly, but she desperately needs this book.

I am one of those parents who falls in the middle when it comes to my children. There are some things that I’m scared of, and I probably hold my children back more than I need to, but I also don’t hold them back nearly so much as many other parents today. I’m not afraid of my youngest (who, as I said above, is eight) walking the 0.75 miles home from school by himself on the days that his 10-year-old brother has to stay late for tutoring, for example. I trust my children to, for instance, go off to different parts of the crowded grocery store to pick up items and then find their way back to my cart, and they LOVE doing this. At the same time, I was too scared to get my boys bikes until they were 11, 9, and 7 years old, which is silly when I think about it, because my siblings and I were riding our bikes everywhere in the neighborhood by the time we were pre-teens, and I grew up in a really terrible, crime-filled neighborhood in the late 80s/early 90s. My parents were pretty over-protective, but they still let my sister and me go door to door to sell Girl Scout Cookies, alone, when we were 11 and 9 years old. I can’t imagine sending my children out that way, despite the fact that they live in a much safer place than I did growing up, and I know a good chunk of my neighbors (and don’t fear them). There are definitely places where I need to CALM DOWN. Listening to this book helped me to recognize those places, and hopefully will help me to give my children more freedom going forward.

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Into the Darkest Corner, by Elizabeth Haynes

darkestcornerMy feelings about this book are very mixed. On the one hand, it was well written and I certainly couldn’t put it down after I picked it up, and I really liked the way it wrapped up. I loved the premise, and I love psychological dramas/thrillers. On the other hand, I felt like either 1) the book description was a bit misleading, or 2) the main character was unbelievably blind, and therefore less sympathetic to me. The book description describes Cathy’s boyfriend Lee as the first decent guy she’s met in a while, but from the very first time she meets him, he displays blatant psychopathic behavior. He’s violent – or violently passionate, and sometimes both – from the very beginning. I’m not sure how Cathy ever thought he was a nice or decent guy.

It didn’t help that Cathy herself was not someone I could sympathize with. She was the sort of person who spends all her time clubbing, drinking, doing incredibly stupid things while knowing they are incredibly stupid. I flat-out didn’t like her in the past sections, and since I didn’t connect with her then, it was hard to feel any connection with her in the present sections, despite the fact that she should have been a very sympathetic character.

In the end, I think if I could have connected with Cathy, this book would have worked more for me. Since I didn’t, I doubt I’ll even remember the book after a few months. :/

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Wheat Belly, by William Davis

wheat-bellyI thought the premise of this book was really interesting, but I’m not sure I bought into the science behind it. There were a lot of case-studies where the removal of symptoms could be related to wheat-removal, but also could be related the weight loss that accompanied the wheat-removal, for the most part. Also, there have been many foods in our lives that have been altered by scientists, and I find it hard to believe that wheat would be the only one that affects us in so many different ways.

I was initially interested in the weight loss aspect of this diet, but by the end of the book, I was disappointed with what was presented, because this book is NOT about wheat-removal and weight loss. The diet proposed by Davis essentially boils down to a low carb diet, a late-stage Adkins sort of diet, where you’re allowed to eat as many veggies, meats, cheeses, and nuts as you want, but must limit fruits and non-wheat carbs like rice and beans to very small daily portions. Several non-wheat carbs, like barley and rye, were put on the “never or rarely” list along with wheat, as well as processed foods. I can completely get behind a lower-carb, real-food diet – but I want it to be presented that way. Wheat Belly is not presented that way, and yet, that is what is actually proposing.

This book seemed to cater to too many groups, trying to come up with the perfect diet for people with celiac disease, diabetes, pre-diabetes, and those with no conditions at all. Because it tried to cater to all these different groups, it seemed to lose sight of the original premise: that modern wheat is causing damage to our bodies. This is what I was interested in hearing about, but by the time I was a few chapters in, I felt like I’d been mislead. In the end, we were asked to remove all processed foods, all high GI foods, and most carbs in order to be healthy, which is NOT what this book said it was going to be about going in. I would have much preferred a book that focused solely on wheat removal, but instead, the book was scattered and disorganized, as well as misleading.

There were also a few other things that bothered me. First, for some reason the author kept referring to bulgar as a grain apart from wheat, when really, it’s just cracked wheat. There was never any explanation for this. Second, there were these few very condescending sentences from the “eat more veggies” section which I’m going to quote:

Anyone who says “I don’t like vegetables” is guilty of not having tried them all, the same people who think that the world of vegetables ends at creamed corn and canned green beans. You can’t “not like it” if you haven’t tried it.

Begin rant: Well, Mr. Davis…F*** you. Let me just give you an example. I am one of those people who, for most of my life, said “I don’t like vegetables.” It was not, however, because I hadn’t tried them, or because I thought of canned vegetables as the end of my choices. In reality, I had tried many vegetables – and pretty much stayed away from the canned variety – but I could not find any I liked, and rarely found one that I could swallow, under very specific conditions, without triggering an automatic gag reflex/vomiting. See, I have extremely sensitive tastebuds, so I can taste things to a degree that most people can’t. I can taste how many days it will be before milk expires. There are some tastes – like coffee – that are actually so strong I cannot taste them at all, like my tastebuds shut down because they’ve gone too far into overdrive. Vegetables have very strong flavors and scents, and those are difficult for me to handle. To give an example: I can taste iceberg lettuce if it has ever touched my food, even if it was immediately removed from that food. Now, having said that, I’ve spent the last two years forcing myself to learn how to eat vegetables. It took six months before I could eat two servings a day. It took eleven months before a (single) vegetable actually tasted good to me. It took 18 months before I could eat 3 servings a day. Today, I can eat/tolerate more vegetables than I can’t eat, but I still have problems with most raw veggies. Even with cooked veggies, they have to be in peak condition and only cooked certain ways. There are people in this world who really do struggle with vegetables despite real efforts made to eat them, Mr. Davis, and you shouldn’t treat them as if they’re ignorant fools. End rant.

So in the end, this book was a big waste of my time. Interesting premise, but the premise is not at all what the book is about. Sad.

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Level 2, by Lenore Appelhans

level 2Necessary disclaimer: Lenore and I have met and hung out at several book functions, and know each other on Twitter, Facebook, through blogging, etc.

Now that that’s out of the way, let me explain why knowing Lenore doesn’t at all influence my feelings about this book. I have several friends who are authors, and it is incredibly daunting to read their books. What if I don’t like them?? I am terrified of reading a friend’s book and having to give them a negative rating or review. I would rather not read the book than to have that happen. So while I was anticipating this novel, I was also dreading the read. I decided that I would start to read it, and if it wasn’t working for me, I would quietly put it aside and just not say anything, rather than to power through simply because I know Lenore and then have to give it negative words.

Thankfully, I didn’t have to put the book aside. I was so hooked by the story that I read Level 2 in a single afternoon. There were, of course, flaws – all books have them – and I won’t pretend that the book was 100% perfect. But other than those few things (a couple rough transitions, and I personally would have liked a bit more character development), Level 2 was really well-plotted, -paced, and -written.

I think my favorite thing about the book were the ties to Our Town. There are themes in Our Town that have resonated with me for years, particularly the themes of people being unable to fully experience life every moment of every day, that Lenore was able to bring out in her afterlife world, which is built on a continuous experience of memories (one’s own and other people’s). I’ve seen other reviews where people have complained about Felicia’s memories being interjected into the plot, but I didn’t see this as a flaw at all. I saw this as building along that same theme of memories and re-experiencing life. Felicia’s life could have been expanded and made known to the reader through other methods, sure, but by doing it through these memory interjections, we experience short, sharp moments, rather than a cohesive whole. We experience memory the way the Level 2 network is forced to be, rather than how it was designed. I liked that.

Lastly, I get really annoyed at YA series that have books cut off in the middle of a scene or on a cliffhanger. Level 2 is not like that, thank goodness! Sure, there are still questions to be answered, but there is a definite end and some closure here. Always a plus in my opinion.

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The Fortune of the Rougons, by Émile Zola

fortuneWhile I’ve loved almost every Zola I’ve read in the past, I was not sold on this book. At least three-quarters of it is backstory, and it felt very clumsily put together. I appreciate the Rougon-Macquart history laid out in all that backstory, which is why I kept reading, but there was a lot of info-dump here, and that got really tedious. Some of it might have been the translation – this is the first translation I’ve read by Brian Nelson – but some of it was just the structure of the book. I appreciate what Zola was trying to do in setting up the family history for many books to come, but the story lacked the intricate interweaving delicacy that I’ve been used to in other Zola.

On a more positive note, some of the climax scenes were very moving, there were some really good lines (in translation, at least), and I loved the way the book ended. Some of the non-backstory plot was difficult for me to follow because military/political history tends to go over my head, but when Zola came back to focus on the characters, I was intrigued. I can’t say I enjoyed reading about them, as they were for the most part pretty horrible people, but they were intriguing. Of all the Zola I’ve read, this has been by far the bleakest, even bleaker than Germinal or Thérèse Racquin. I can’t say I have any desire to revisit it, but I’m glad I’ve now read the first of the Rougon-Macquart books, and have a grounding in the family history.

Favorite (translated) line of the book: “It often happens that guns go off of their own accord when they are in the hands of cowards.“

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